Sunday, March 29

Me, Bad Blogger

Wow, I have been a pitiful blogger lately. Days have gone by with nothing new to share. Sad really. And I still don't have anything to share, but I didn't want to wait another day before posting something. I will share with you that although my house seemed quite GIANT after moving back into it from the trailer, it is now shrinking ever so slightly again with all our our stuff. I place most of the blame on shoes and chargers. I swear, a few short years ago we had NO chargers at all. Now we have a whole drawer full. Camera battery charger. 2 cell phone chargers. Blackberry charger. Game boy charger. Chargers chargers chargers. And the shoes. Don't get me started. We are not even "shoe" people (OK, maybe Abbey is. No, I know she is). Boots, slip on shoes, sneakers. Dennis' boots alone take up the entire "boot" mat. I'm tripping over them and feel like I am always picking up someones shoes. Suzy came over on Friday to see the house in all its new glory, and informed me that I am still holding onto too much shit. Can I say shit here? Well, I am. We have a lot of shit. Sorry. She made me throw out even more glasses, and even forced me to chuck this handy item.
What? You don't know what this is? Why it's a spinning condiment dispenser of course. Don't we all need one of these? For those summer days when you have lots of people over for hot dogs and hamburgers you just pull out your handy dandy spinning condiment dispenser and viola! Mustard, ketchup, relish. Just spin and there you go. What are you saying? That I had this in my cupboard for YEARS (and yes people, actually moved this item from our first house 6 years ago to here) taking up a huge amount of space and I am pretty sure I never actually used it. But I thought I might . . . . one day. I might have. Maybe. You know, for that really big cookout I always thought I would have.

8 comments:

Amy said...

Kudo's to Suzy for making you finally throw that out. Someone out there in yardsale land is waiting to find one just like that!lol:)

I need Suzy. I mean it, really. Is she local and what does she charge?? Imagine all the @*%# yardsalers in NH have been missing.

Anonymous said...

Suz is so like her mother...
and there is nothing wrong with that! LOL
Carol B.

Suzy said...

Suzy here! I'm available by appointment only and quite busy so please call in advance. ;)
1-800-toss-shit

Amy said...

Ha! Thanks for the info Suzy.:)Love Kirsten's mom, too. I could take a few lessons from her and her family. They all crack me up!:)

Erin said...

How about a jogger stroller, got one of those laying around? I thought at one point you did but I fear Suzy has tossed that shit too.

Pam said...

Suzy, when can you be here & how much??? Hahhaa, I need some serious housecleaning too...

Congrats on being back in the house though Kirt, must feel SO good!!!

aka ALi said...

Um, I know its kinda late, but do you have that thing still? Like in the garage for a TAG SALE? Cuz I'd like to take that off your hands for glitter, and microbeads and sequins... Repurpose! Recycle! Reuse!

Kirsten said...

Sorry Ali, that baby is gone gone gone. Suzy made sure of that! ha ha :-)